My wife has a Kia Soul, green. Very common car, we see 'em all the time.
One time we were walking from a store back to our car, arms loaded w/ packages.
We walked up to a green Kia Soul, thinking it was ours.
The key fob didn't work. Anxious to get going, we tried the key.
A guy walks up and says "What are you doing?"
I thought "That's none of your business, and who are you anyway?"
My more charming wife said "We're trying to get into our car"
The guy says "That's my car"
I look inside the car, and the contents were totally different.
"This is getting weirder", I thought, confused.
We looked around, and spotted our Kia parked a couple of rows away.
"No wonder the fob and key didn't work!"
We had a good laugh.
"What would've happened if that guy didn't come out?" we thought. Maybe call AAA?