We are going to need some subtitles here...would love to know what that conversation was like.
Too easy, it went something like this...
(Disclaimer: Names and identifying details have been changed to protect the privacy of individuals)
Scene 1
Pippi Longstocking: (thinking) This is too easy. Getting paid tonight! Where should I go... ok, let's check these cars here... damn! locked (sad face). Wait, how about these??? (covers face, looks down, slowly approach and checks doors) Bingo!!!
Pippi Longstocking: (happy) I knew it! (thinking) This is soooooooo easy... I'm a bad boy! (grins)
Zorro: (working at his computer) Wait! (approach monitor for closer look) Is that my wife? Son? WTF!!! (takes off like a cheetah)
No lock doors queen (aka, wife): (while watching tv in living room, noticed flash of light go by and thinks to herself) WTF was that? Humm... nvm, I must continue to ignore hubby with his continuous nagging about everything! (roll eyes back to tv)
Pippi Longstocking: (thinking) I'M A BAD BOY!!! I'M A BAD BOY!!!
Scene 2
Zorro: (looks closely at individual) Unknown identity! ATTACK!
Pippi Longstocking: (eyes wide open) Oh damn! You got me.
Zorro: WTF are you doing?
Pippi Longstocking: My bad. You got me. Let me go.
Zorro: Your bad? Don't worry, I'll let you go when the cops get here! (yells at NLDQ) CALL THE COPS! CALL THE COPS!
No lock doors queen (aka, wife): (still watching tv ask kids) Do you hear something?
Zorro: NLDQ! CALL THE COPS!
Pippi Longstocking: Please let me go. Here, take my phone.
Zorro: (shakes head in disagreement) I don't need your *#%ing phone! Keep your hands down! Don't move!
Pippi Longstocking: I'm 14! Let me go!
Zorro: Don't worry, I'll let you go pretty soon. (yells) CALL THE COPS! Keep your hands down!
Pippi Longstocking: (waiting for an opportunity) SNAP! Ha ha, I got you!
Zorro: (beast mode) YOU MOTHER$&%^! KARASH! BAM! POW!
Pippi Longstocking: (screams) SORRY! SORRY! I want my mommy (fake cry) waaa, waaa... I'm 14! I'm going to sue you!
Zorro: Keep your hands down!
Pippi Longstocking: (begging mode) Let me go... I want my mommy! waaaaaaa... waaaaaaa... Let me go... (hears siren) LET ME GO!!! (struggles) LET ME GO!!!
Zorro: Don't worry, I'll let you go pretty soon. (yells) KEEP YOUR HANDS DOWN!
Scene 3
Robocop [thanks @
badmop] : (runs in style and yells with high pitch voice) Get on the ground!
Pippi Longstocking: waaaa...waaaa.....
Robocop: STOP CRYING! (slaps Pippi) <- fictional event added to script
Zorro: (thinks) I wish Robocop would slap this little punk...
Robocop: (calls dispatch) Yeah, 10-4... subject is in custody. All secure. I got this! (winks)
Zorro: (talks to robocop) I have video footage of the event. Let me go inside and put something together real quick.
Robocop: 10-4 . Everything is under control (winks)
Zorro: (rolls eyes)
Final scene
Robocop: (while inside vehicle with Pippi) ... <-unknown conversation
Pippi Longstocking: waaaa....waaaa......
Robocop: (cell phone rings) Give me a second. It's my supervisor. STOP CRYING!
Pippy Longstocking: HOUDINI!
Robocop: OH SNAP! (runs slow)
Pippy Longstocking: HA HA!!! SAYONARA SUCKERS!!!
Robocop: (calls dispatch) ahhhhh... yeah.... well.... can you send the k9 unit and helicopter this way?
Dispatch: What happened?
Robocop: HOUDINI!
Think I got most of it cover... Might be missing some details here and there, but you get the picture.
Roger out!