sebastiantombs
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I've been wondering how code compliance and enforcement will be handled on Disney property now. I don't think there's enough popcorn in the world for that one given my experiences with building code officials
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Makes me want to actually move to Florida and be a code inspector in Orlando
Smilingreen
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Funny...that is the exact same percentage of Brandon voters that also have their own death certificate.....
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"PERCEPTIONS" OF THE TRUTH
A recent poll was conducted by a national polling outfit, "YOUGOV.”
Results to these questions asked of average people on the street.
What percentage of the country is black? Answers 41%. Actual, 12%
What percentage is "Latino?” Answers 39%. Actual numbers 17%
How many families make over $500,000 a year? Answers 26%. Actual figure? 1% (We think a quarter of the country is rich).
What percent of American's are vegetarians? Response? 30% Actual? 5%
What percent of American's live in NY city? Answers? 30% Actual 3%.
What percentage of Americans’ are 'transgender? 22% Actual number, 1%
What percentage of your fellow citizens are Gay? Result? 30% Actual 3%
So why do people have such inaccurate thoughts on these counts? THE MEDIA! The media run race, gender, wealth stories constantly. Result? You are being brainwashed by the national left with media. Hitler’s propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels would be proud if he had half the success.
Disney just went full on "gender" They will no longer welcome guests with the traditional "Welcome ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls" Why? Because 1% of the population dictates to the other 99% (that would be the vast majority) and corporate America falls for it!
Regardless of what you think? Less than 20% of Americans use "twitter" yet twitter controls 80% of public opinion, why? The media.
So black men make up about 6% to 6.5% of the population. That small number is responsible for over half the murders annually in America!
Next time you are thinking Americans’ have changed and not in a good way, remember, it's fake. It's all a lie. Most people think just like you do, but the media has brainwashed Americans with constant broadcasting of "LIES!”
A recent poll was conducted by a national polling outfit, "YOUGOV.”
Results to these questions asked of average people on the street.
What percentage of the country is black? Answers 41%. Actual, 12%
What percentage is "Latino?” Answers 39%. Actual numbers 17%
How many families make over $500,000 a year? Answers 26%. Actual figure? 1% (We think a quarter of the country is rich).
What percent of American's are vegetarians? Response? 30% Actual? 5%
What percent of American's live in NY city? Answers? 30% Actual 3%.
What percentage of Americans’ are 'transgender? 22% Actual number, 1%
What percentage of your fellow citizens are Gay? Result? 30% Actual 3%
So why do people have such inaccurate thoughts on these counts? THE MEDIA! The media run race, gender, wealth stories constantly. Result? You are being brainwashed by the national left with media. Hitler’s propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels would be proud if he had half the success.
Disney just went full on "gender" They will no longer welcome guests with the traditional "Welcome ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls" Why? Because 1% of the population dictates to the other 99% (that would be the vast majority) and corporate America falls for it!
Regardless of what you think? Less than 20% of Americans use "twitter" yet twitter controls 80% of public opinion, why? The media.
So black men make up about 6% to 6.5% of the population. That small number is responsible for over half the murders annually in America!
Next time you are thinking Americans’ have changed and not in a good way, remember, it's fake. It's all a lie. Most people think just like you do, but the media has brainwashed Americans with constant broadcasting of "LIES!”
Smilingreen
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What does the mailman know that we don't know???
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Smilingreen
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I swear I had that camera turned off in UI3.....
sebastiantombs
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For those that don’t know about history … Here is a condensed version:
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
Liberals and Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the bottle nor the aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.
Conservative Movement:
Some men spent their days hunting animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative Movement.
Liberal Movement:
Other men, who were weaker and less skilled at hunting, learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal Movement.
Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-boys. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.
Democrat-Republican:
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Most accountants, journalists, and dreamers in Hollywood are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer and/or Burbon. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, doctors, police officers, firemen, engineers, corporate executives, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives, who own companies, hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today’s lesson in world history
It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
Liberals and Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the bottle nor the aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.
Conservative Movement:
Some men spent their days hunting animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative Movement.
Liberal Movement:
Other men, who were weaker and less skilled at hunting, learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal Movement.
Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-boys. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.
Democrat-Republican:
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Most accountants, journalists, and dreamers in Hollywood are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer and/or Burbon. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, doctors, police officers, firemen, engineers, corporate executives, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives, who own companies, hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today’s lesson in world history
It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.
