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  1. garycrist

    Drone swarms in the northeast?

    Venus! This crap reminds me of the UFO garbage of..... '38 "War of the Worlds" '42 "Battle of Los Angeles" or the UFO craze of the 50's, 60's. Every time the Air Force got caught flying one of our new planes, it was UFOs! So..........What is the Biteme Admin. doing to us on the way out?
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    OMG Thermal!

    I call my Dead Beat Bitch the "Children's Mother". Forged name on the multiple credit cards, a storage locker full of new clothes but, causing the kids to suffer, crossed the line.
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    The official "WTF" thread

    Dang a mail order bride from Amazon. Try her out first then send her back for a different one.
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    Drone swarms in the northeast?

    "Send F-22s or F-35s" Yes, fat chance!! How in the hell does one slow down a jet to trail a UAV at 50 MPH? Time for Barrage balloons with monofilament fish netting strung between them.
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    Opossum Walks The Fence -- December 14, 2024

    They LOVE ticks too!
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    Quantum Computing - RIP Moore's Law

    I believe in "O'Toole's Rule". It states Murphy was an Optimist.
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    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    They say "Talk is cheap" but when it comes to Congress, talk is a cost over-run!
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    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    They got the wrong guy! It's Pancake from Unfinished Business!
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    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    I love how ALL of the media is trying to get sympathy for a CEO that gets paid MILLIONS of dollars by killing their clients! You want me to feel sad for the BASTARDS that run us to ruin via mostly required insurance? If it was not for insurance companies, we could still go in and pay for a...
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    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    All wars should start with the politicians going 1st. Send the War Pigs to kill each other somewhere else, preferably hell.
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    IR LEDs not working on Dahua camera

    Have you tried the old solid state repair procedure yet? Smack the heck" out of it to unstick the ir filter. I have a couple of cams that I have hit with a stick to fix them.
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    Funny / Satire

    I would work for free for Pete in the DOD. Just think, a Mustanger telling a 4 Star General..... "Your FIRED"!!!
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    The official "WTF" thread

    WOW Muff Muffes or Beaver Warmers.
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    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Do we now believe Biden when he says "We will have a peaceful transition of the government"?
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    Funny / Satire

    It is my understanding that this year's White House Christmas Card is a..... Merry Christmas to all and to all they will screw!
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    Funny / Satire

    OHHH OHHH OHHH I must be old.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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    Funny / Satire

    I guess we should feel sorry for all of those Government Workers that will be soon loosing their jobs and start suffering. Those same S.O.B.s that have made our lives miserable!
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    Garrik's Lunatic Eval Thread

    I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
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    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Best political joke I've heard today.... "I would not take Whoopi Goldberg nor Joy Behar to the dog races, even if they promised to win"!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lmao:
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    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Maybe the saying in the government will not be...."Your FIRED" but "Your DOGED"!!! Dear I was "Doged" today! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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    2nd Amendment thread

    A satellite AZ/EL antenna controller for less than $1000 and some extra do dads would do the trick. Yaesu G-5500DC Yaesu G-5500DC Azimuth-Elevation Rotator Systems | DX Engineering I used to work amateur satellites on VHF,UHF and 1.2 Gigs. Track them across the sky while talking to other hams...
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    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Funniest thing I have heard today. They can't fire me. I'm a Federal Worker! My reply, See "Ronald Reagan and PATCO Strike 1981". My Dad was a Weather Instructor @ the FAA Academy in Oklahoma City. All of those younger future ATCs thinking they could go on strike and get away with it! My Dad...
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    FEMA is Worthless and the US Government is a Fucking Joke

    These local city and county government SUCK!
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    Swann NVR With Dahua Cameras Fix

    Sometimes you will need to reboot the camera for the Swann NVR to see it again after a power loss.. ENJOY
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    The official "WTF" thread

    It shows the copper water pipe under the slab, running the length of the house, has a lower resistance to ground than the common and the earth ground. The only way I know to drop the resistance of the home ground rod is to add lengths of wire or a mesh soldered to the rod. Some of these homes...
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    The official "WTF" thread

    I don't remember if it was here or in "Wall of Shame" but, here goes. After watching the hot water heater gas line glowing red hot, I did a little research and it was REAL! It shows the ground rod everything is tied to, might not be the best Earth Ground. It helps explain why the strangest...
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    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    History will call it "The Hooker and the Brain Dead" The rein that did not happen.
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    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Soon we will hear, GOD willing, the most famous DJT quote we all walked around saying. "You are FIRED"!:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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    Progressive Liberal Hypocrisy

    Scientific American is a Rag Mag. Not even good for blowing one's nose. I wrote them when I cancelled my sub and told them so. Now, I can see them going BROKE!
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    Hello! New member here from Kansas City area. Hoping to learn what cameras & NVR to purchase

    Look here as our Andy is having a sale! https://ipcamtalk.com/threads/2024-empiretech-thanksgiving-day-sales-black-friday-sales-winter-sales.78923/