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  1. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Dear Generals of the U.S Service: It appears a tremendous amount of O-7 + pay grades ( 1 star generals and above) have forgotten the "Golden Rule of the Service". This was drilled into you from day 1 of your service. Be careful who you screw today, as tomorrow, now matter how long it takes...
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    Notice the Amazon strike?

    After retiring from that industry (Yellow "Fright"), it is a wonder some of these companies are still in biz! They will work you like a dog, call you names, kick you to the curb because your production down, then threaten to fire you! Amazon has helped KILL YOUR LOCAL BUSINESSES, as mom and pop...
  3. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Watching Congress, is like watching an old Dragnet show... "Ok Joe, do you want to be the bad cop or the good cop this time"?
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    Drone swarms in the northeast?

    That is a good one, as a shotgun is only good for maybe 300 foot or so.
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    Drone swarms in the northeast?

    I keep hearing "Shoot 'em down"! Well have you ever tried to shoot a bird out of the sky with a BB Gun? Well, it's just a little harder and just a tad bit further away. Just tell everyone it's New Years!:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
  6. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Speaker Johnson promised he would bring 12 spending bills this past year. OH ,that's right, Shcumer told him he would not take them up. So CR anf CR. They try to scare us with a Government Shut-Down. FUCH THEM! When they shut it down the gov. to force Clinton into a balanced budget (thank you...
  7. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Another CR! FIRE those Republicans in the House! Speaker Johnson SUCKS and looks like Milton from the Simpsons but, all grown up.
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    Funny / Satire

    Future Headline..... RFK Jr. will not allow Soylent Green production due to artificial colors!
  9. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    There is a GOD there is a Judgement Day. An over weight politician turned a Religious figure in a white robe mumbling a bunch of hocus pocus and a hand full of beads, will not save you Joe Biden! STOP before it is too late!
  10. garycrist

    Drone swarms in the northeast?

    Venus! This crap reminds me of the UFO garbage of..... '38 "War of the Worlds" '42 "Battle of Los Angeles" or the UFO craze of the 50's, 60's. Every time the Air Force got caught flying one of our new planes, it was UFOs! So..........What is the Biteme Admin. doing to us on the way out?
  11. garycrist

    OMG Thermal!

    I call my Dead Beat Bitch the "Children's Mother". Forged name on the multiple credit cards, a storage locker full of new clothes but, causing the kids to suffer, crossed the line.
  12. garycrist

    The official "WTF" thread

    Dang a mail order bride from Amazon. Try her out first then send her back for a different one.
  13. garycrist

    Drone swarms in the northeast?

    "Send F-22s or F-35s" Yes, fat chance!! How in the hell does one slow down a jet to trail a UAV at 50 MPH? Time for Barrage balloons with monofilament fish netting strung between them.
  14. garycrist

    Opossum Walks The Fence -- December 14, 2024

    They LOVE ticks too!
  15. garycrist

    Quantum Computing - RIP Moore's Law

    I believe in "O'Toole's Rule". It states Murphy was an Optimist.
  16. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    They say "Talk is cheap" but when it comes to Congress, talk is a cost over-run!
  17. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    They got the wrong guy! It's Pancake from Unfinished Business!
  18. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    I love how ALL of the media is trying to get sympathy for a CEO that gets paid MILLIONS of dollars by killing their clients! You want me to feel sad for the BASTARDS that run us to ruin via mostly required insurance? If it was not for insurance companies, we could still go in and pay for a...
  19. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    All wars should start with the politicians going 1st. Send the War Pigs to kill each other somewhere else, preferably hell.
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    IR LEDs not working on Dahua camera

    Have you tried the old solid state repair procedure yet? Smack the heck" out of it to unstick the ir filter. I have a couple of cams that I have hit with a stick to fix them.
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    Funny / Satire

    I would work for free for Pete in the DOD. Just think, a Mustanger telling a 4 Star General..... "Your FIRED"!!!
  22. garycrist

    The official "WTF" thread

    WOW Muff Muffes or Beaver Warmers.
  23. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Do we now believe Biden when he says "We will have a peaceful transition of the government"?
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    Funny / Satire

    It is my understanding that this year's White House Christmas Card is a..... Merry Christmas to all and to all they will screw!
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    Funny / Satire

    OHHH OHHH OHHH I must be old.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  26. garycrist

    Funny / Satire

    I guess we should feel sorry for all of those Government Workers that will be soon loosing their jobs and start suffering. Those same S.O.B.s that have made our lives miserable!
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    Garrik's Lunatic Eval Thread

    I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
  28. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Best political joke I've heard today.... "I would not take Whoopi Goldberg nor Joy Behar to the dog races, even if they promised to win"!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lmao:
  29. garycrist

    US Elections (& Politics) :)

    Maybe the saying in the government will not be...."Your FIRED" but "Your DOGED"!!! Dear I was "Doged" today! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  30. garycrist

    2nd Amendment thread

    A satellite AZ/EL antenna controller for less than $1000 and some extra do dads would do the trick. Yaesu G-5500DC Yaesu G-5500DC Azimuth-Elevation Rotator Systems | DX Engineering I used to work amateur satellites on VHF,UHF and 1.2 Gigs. Track them across the sky while talking to other hams...