$1000 reward

Oceanslider

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Dec 1, 2019
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$1000 Reward

I hope these people get caught, @ctgoldwing doesn’t deserve this! He gets up everyday and works his tail off for the things he has. I hope he gets everything back! Someone broke into his Pinto and stole a bunch of stuff. If anyone comes across any garage sales or Facebook posts selling any of the items listed below or is offered any of the listed items please let us know. Reward has been offered for information leading to the recovery of these items.

Items stolen:

1x Mens Midget Mexican strip club gift card
1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn doll.
1 x large tube of strawberry flavored lube
1 x signed photo of a shirtless Justin Bieber
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x roll of gaffer tape
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
1 x deluxe inflatable sheep
1 x I love Nancy Pelosi Tshirt (autographed by Nancy)
1x pink mid thigh skirt
1x of black hooker boots size 10

Reward for any info...
 
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From a childhood memoir,

"I will never forget Twas the night"
 
Never got my Christmas list of decent stuff. Just got a boring pair or socks and some lottery gift cards. That's it! I don't believe in father Christmas anymore.
 
^^^^ socks sounds good to me

Merry Christmas to all! except Santa... an electric gravy warmer?

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