Pity it's red. Not exactly as though you could put that up in your garden and not have your neighbour notice his has gone and you have a new identical one over the fence. (Not that I'm suggesting you're dishonest anway).
@Parley... Can't believe it, you have my umbrella! We had some winds a couple of months ago and I lost my patio umbrella! it must of tuck all that time to get over Cally! Cheers
I watched a neighbors umbrella fly about a 75-100 ft straight up, an travel about 500 yards from it's lift off point, and ended up with the pole resting in another neighbors car windshield.