Lubbock Police Department Paper Plate Caper -- October 14, 2024

[StevenFromTexas]

Special guest appearance by StevenFromTexas:



Party time again and a low rider fat boy dumps his paper plate in a yard. It gets returned and one of the residents calls the police to report the crime (which is returning the litterer's trash from where it came).

A Lubbock Police Department officer is dispatched to investigate the paper plate returner. The paper plate returner does not answer the door and stymies the investigation. LOL

TIP: You are under no obligation to answer the front door. If you wish, you can open the front door, stick your tongue out at the officer, and quickly shut the door.

 

[garycrist]

We had a fired x cop from Lubbock that was a Chicken Shit supervisor for Yellow. One of his
bo-bos he did, was investigating a break-in at a clothier. The "bad guy" startled him so bad,
he shot and killed him with several shots from his side-arm. When the lights went on however,
the score was cop 0 and 1 dead mirror!

The Coup de grace was the arrest of one 98 pound drunk lady. Now understand this guy looked
like Lurch, big and dumb! Sitting in the back seat of the patrol car, with her hands cuffed behind her back,
she was able to beat him half to death, steal his cop car and drive off!

We inherited him for a while after that. While there one day, we had a load of cannabis from Mexico come
through (BTW the DEA as well as the car full of "bad guys" had followed the load from Mexico to Dallas).
Now the fun started! The Dallas PD, DEA and bad guys all fighting over the bust. All the while our Dip Shit
supervisor was running up and down the dock bragging how he busted the load and turned in the Mexicans!
In short order he found out what a mistake his big mouth caused, leading to him and his wife moving to Europe
in short order. He was a 6 foot 6 dumb-ass!