Not me... but I may owe them for 13 free vinyl records I got for a penny in the 70's... possibly more than once.
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Not me... but I may owe them for 13 free vinyl records I got for a penny in the 70's... possibly more than once.
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One of my hot buttons. Our 2008 Audi climate controls are a true pain in the ass to operate. And even with "auto" mode off, it still does annoying things on its own. Your either have to let it do what you don't want, or take you eyes off the road to reverse what it did on its own. I sometimes yell at it "What part of auto off don't you understand?".
The wife's 2020 Fusion's "auto-dim" headlight function is great EXCEPT: if you slow down to below 25MPH to take a sharp turn off of a faster roadway it dims......doesn't matter if you're looking into the black abyss of a rural road forest with no lighting or houses within a mile....she's gonna dim your lights for ya because you've only been driving for 64 years now and don't have enough sense to do it yourself if someone is coming on that side road.
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OK, I get how the earlobe rings stay in place....but what's with that stud BETWEEN the nostrils? Does it pass through her medulla and fasten at the back of her neck?
Man I needed this shirt today at Walmart, had a crazy lady come from the other parking lane on the other side, race around me honking when I parked. She parked two spots over and sat in her car for a long time so I went around back of her car and took a picture of license. Well, she quickly jumped out of her car demanding I delete the picture. I told her NO. She jumped into my face and told me to do something. ??? I told her the picture was incase something happens to my truck. I turned and went to the front of my truck, there she was again. haha, yep glad I got the picture, she said I will take a picture too, I said fine. I turned once again and she yells it is because I am brown. What??? So I turned to her and said I have no idea what color you are or if you were a man or woman, what does that have to do with anything. (Well that was stupid on my part) I turned again, "RACIST" she yelled a few times. As I continued to walk I turned back and said I knew that was coming...the wife told her I was Indian, which I am 1/4 Cherokee but that does not matter.
Here is the funny part, the woman was lighter color than me, I saw no brown, nor did my wife. It was just the fact that we were an old white couple, that was easy to see. Man I hate Walmart, they are a magnet for people like this...
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I hate the fact that my new RAM does not let me open my door when backing up. Guess those days are over...The wife's 2020 Fusion's "auto-dim" headlight function is great EXCEPT: if you slow down to below 25MPH to take a sharp turn off of a faster roadway it dims......doesn't matter if you're looking into the black abyss of a rural road forest with no lighting or houses within a mile....she's gonna dim your lights for ya because you've only been driving for 64 years now and don't have enough sense to do it yourself if someone is coming on that side road.
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Oh, yeah.....I forgot about that...the '20 Fusion rotates the gear selector from "R" very quicky to "P".....hopefully I won't accidentally try that doing 20MPH!