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LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDAONLY US CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED TO APPLY
"Lemon Pickers Needed”, read the ad in the newspaper.
Ms. Sally Mulligan of Clearwater Beach, Florida, saw it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans aren't willing to do. She submitted her application for a job in a lemon grove, in spite of being too qualified for it.
She has a liberal arts degree from Texas Tech, and a master’s degree from the University of Tennessee. For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. “However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said.
"I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, once for Hillary, and most recently for Biden.”
She started work yesterday.
"Lemon Pickers Needed”, read the ad in the newspaper.
Ms. Sally Mulligan of Clearwater Beach, Florida, saw it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans aren't willing to do. She submitted her application for a job in a lemon grove, in spite of being too qualified for it.
She has a liberal arts degree from Texas Tech, and a master’s degree from the University of Tennessee. For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. “However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said.
"I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, once for Hillary, and most recently for Biden.”
She started work yesterday.
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Smilingreen
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Pffft, they don't even know what bathroom to use.....
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If this was real, this should have been posted in the Progressive Liberal Hypocrisy thread 
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Guys would spend longer time in public restrooms if that was displayed. Trust me, you don't want that in this Monkeypox era we all are in
My luck, I would end up at the urinal of a girl laughing
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