Funny / Satire

[TonyR]

I decided to post this in Funny/Satire because frankly, it IS funny. I must admit, it's a pretty slick and attractive ad, especially to the uninitiated. Nice images, some animated and plenty of strategically placed buzz words such as "motion detection", "night vision", "talk and listen" and "no subscription fees" but MOST attractive, IMO is "scan a QR code and it automatically down-loads and installs the app on your smartphone!"

Security Camera

lightsocketsecuritycameras.com

 

[Smilingreen]

I decided to post this in Funny/Satire because frankly, it IS funny. I must admit, it's a pretty slick and attractive ad, especially to the uninitiated. Nice images, some animated and plenty of strategically placed buzz words such as "motion detection", "night vision", "talk and listen" and "no subscription fees" but MOST attractive, IMO is "scan a QR code and it automatically down-loads and installs the app on your smartphone!"

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Security Camera

lightsocketsecuritycameras.com

I like the fact you can walk right up to it and easily pop out the SD card, right after you have raided the joint, on the way out the door......or better yet, just unscrew the whole camera, just like a light bulb and take it with you...as a souvenir....

 

[SpacemanSpiff]

FINALLY! A delivery that did not simply get tossed on to my front step:

 

[Smilingreen]

FINALLY! A delivery that did not simply get tossed on to my front step:


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Of course, that will ship by FedEx Air.....directly to Kiev.......

 

[sdkid]

 

[TonyR]

Of course, that will ship by FedEx Air.....directly to Kiev.......

Thank God it's FedEx...they ALWAYS deliver!
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FedEx driver charged after admitting to dumping packages in Blount County

An ex-contract driver for FedEx will be arrested Friday afternoon after he admitted to dumping hundreds of packages in an east Alabama ravine late last month.

www.wvtm13.com

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[sdkid]

 

[Smilingreen]

 

[Smilingreen]

 

[Smilingreen]

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[Smilingreen]

Bada bing, bada boom.........

 

[Smilingreen]

Time to retire this hunting dog and get a new one.......

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[wittaj]

Wonder what caught @IReallyLikePizza2 eye first LOL

 

[wittaj]

 

[SJGUSMC21]

 

[VorlonFrog]

Authorities On Hunt For Arsonist Who Just Burned Down Three Presidential Campaigns

DES MOINES, IA — Federal authorities have begun a massive manhunt for an arsonist who on Friday completely torched three presidential campaigns.

babylonbee.com

 

[sdkid]

 

[StevenFromTexas]

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I'm retired now, but I actually did just that with a boss one time. He called me right back. Always make sure the phone is 100% hung up before you call someone an asshole. LOL

 

[IReallyLikePizza2]

Wonder what caught @IReallyLikePizza2 eye first LOL



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Not sure I get it, wheres the Pizza?

 

[wittaj]

Not sure I get it, wheres the Pizza?

Scroll down LOL