A doctor stumbles up to the bar rail and jams his elbows down and puts his head in his hands and begins to mumble " I am so going to lose my license!"
The bar tender comes over and asks him, " Bad Day?, what's going on? What's the matter?" The doc says " I had fucked three of my patients today. Two while they were under anesthesia."
Th bartender pipes up saying, ' That's nothing, my brother's a doctor, and he's had sex with several of his patients."
The doc looks up and says "Is your brother a veterinarian too?