this guy stole a dog the day before, stuffed it in a backpack and fled when the owners chased him. to the dog park, Worthington, my tennis ball requires exercise
A number of years ago, the local authorities decided that all cats and dogs needed to have ear tattoos for identification. Being a rather libertarian area, this chapped people's butts here, and two main bumper stickers started showing up:
"The West wasn't won with a registered cat."
and
"You can have my cat when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!"