Brondell refuses to provide service manual to $500 toilet seat; right to a clean sphincter DENIED! : Louis Rossmann

[mat200]

Right to repair .. probably one of the best ones from Louis Rossmann


Brondell refuses to provide service manual to $500 toilet seat; right to a clean sphincter DENIED!
Louis Rossmann

 

[concord]

Great demo . Several years ago, an old co-worker developed roids, his doctor gave him medicine and recommended that he get a bidet...he stated it was worth it.

 

[Smilingreen]

We have one on one of our johns. Actually, once you get used to it...........not bad. Heated seat, automatic seat and lid open and close, heated water, variable nozzle pressure, variable Y axis, variable XY axis oscillation, self cleaning.......no more skid marks......getting old aint so bad.....

 

[Smilingreen]

Ours was a tad bit more pricey.......but hey, we won't ever have to worry about paying high price for toilet paper during the "shortage" during the next evolution of covid.......

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B078HHDV6Q/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1

 

[Starglow]

Ours was a tad bit more pricey.......but hey, we won't ever have to worry about paying high price for toilet paper during the "shortage" during the next evolution of covid.......

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B078HHDV6Q/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1

I want one that has LED lights and talks to you when you sit on it.

 

[Smilingreen]

I want one that has LED lights and talks to you when you sit on it.

That one has led lights......but I don't think it has the talking thing. Not sure what use the speech would be for: Unless you needed an AI cheerleader. "Nice job, Green." "Damn, that one was huuuge" "That fart lasted 24.25 seconds. A world record" "I see you didn't quite get here on time, Green. Run faster next time" "Push! Push! Push!" "Warning: There is a 95.67% chance your toilet will overflow if you press that flush handle"

 

[mat200]

I want one that has LED lights and talks to you when you sit on it.

Ohhhh .. that will be in the Japanese toilet section of Homey De-poo ..

 

[Starglow]

That one has led lights......but I don't think it has the talking thing. Not sure what use the speech would be for: Unless you needed an AI cheerleader. "Nice job, Green." "Damn, that one was huuuge" "That fart lasted 24.25 seconds. A world record" "I see you didn't quite get here on time, Green. Run faster next time" "Push! Push! Push!" "Warning: There is a 95.67% chance your toilet will overflow if you press that flush handle"

Hey.....!! Who turned out the lights??