Funny / Satire
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Wow! Whoever made this meme is old. I know because I voted for Pat Paulson that year!
Broachoski
Getting comfortable
I really hope that isn't real. How embarrassing.
My cousin called and asked if I would loan her $300.00 to help her pay her rent. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back.
Before I called her back, my aunt called, told me that my cousin was lying and not to give her the money. She goes on to say that the real reason my cousin wanted the $300.00, was to get her boyfriend out of jail, so she “could be under the same roof as him for his birthday”.
I was mad when I heard that, but I thought about it for minute, and decided to give her the $300.00, because we all need help at times. So, I called my cousin told her to come get the money.
A couple of hours later, I get a call from the Correctional Facility. It was my cousin crying, screaming & asking why I gave her counterfeit money.
My response, “so you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof for his birthday!”
Before I called her back, my aunt called, told me that my cousin was lying and not to give her the money. She goes on to say that the real reason my cousin wanted the $300.00, was to get her boyfriend out of jail, so she “could be under the same roof as him for his birthday”.
I was mad when I heard that, but I thought about it for minute, and decided to give her the $300.00, because we all need help at times. So, I called my cousin told her to come get the money.
A couple of hours later, I get a call from the Correctional Facility. It was my cousin crying, screaming & asking why I gave her counterfeit money.
My response, “so you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof for his birthday!”