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New Law Will Require Cops To Call LeBron For Permission Before Making An Arrest
U.S.—A new federal law proposed by the Biden Administration will require all police officers to call LeBron James and acquire permission before making an arrest.
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Hasbro Releases New Version Of Clue Where Mrs. White Is Always Guilty
PAWTUCKET, RI—Hasbro has announced a new social justice-themed version of their popular game CLUE, in which Mrs. White will always be guilty.
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'We Must Stop Eating Beef To Fight Climate Change,' Says Scientist Who Looks Suspiciously Like Chick-Fil-A Cow In A Lab Coat
ATLANTA, GA—Another scientist has joined the consensus of experts saying we need to stop eating beef to prevent climate change. Casual observers, though, noticed that the scientist looked suspiciously like a Chick-fil-A cow wearing a lab coat.
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All Scientists Forced To Retire After Realizing The Science Is Now Settled
WORLD—Thousands of scientists around the world are looking for new work after they realized the science is settled and there was no need for them anymore.
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Biden Wears Mask On Zoom Call In Case COVID Has Mutated Into A Computer Virus
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Joe Biden was seen wearing a mask in a climate summit with world leaders, despite his being vaccinated and despite the conference being virtual and held over Zoom. This has made some wonder if Biden even understands how a virus works, but Biden says he’s just being...
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Granny's probably still boilin' them thar eggs that Jed gathered when he went to shoot golf with Mr. Drysdale.....Jethro said them golf eggs was STILL too tough after boilin' all day.I second that vote...If I only had half her energy now
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The Pilot:Granny's probably still boilin' them that eggs that Jed gathered when he went to shoot golf with Mr. Drysdale.....Jethro said them golf eggs was STILL too tough after boilin' all day.
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