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She is looking for a man with rich parents, who "works" at their family business and can spend their money.

Sometimes the same the mother of her future husband did :cool:
 
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Oceanslider said:
Some of the best ever comedy writers can't even write a comedy this good...

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The fact that it has to come down to this is horrendous. I don't give 2 fuks on how many strokes, handicap, etc, etc. What I give 2 fuks about is whether or not he can be an effective leader of our country. I hate it when the office is belittled to this degree.

Don't take this wrong, my rant isn't against President Trump. It just so sad that it has come to this. I hope that President Trump will no longer debate Pedo Joe. There is absolutely no need to. The world (and that is also a damn shame) already knows this man should not be and cannot be the POTUS, no matter what Jill wants!
 
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SJGUSMC21 said:
The fact that it has to come down to this is horrendous. I don't give 2 fuks on how many strokes, handicap, etc, etc. What I give 2 fuks about is whether or not he can be an effective leader of our country. I hate it when the office is belittled to this degree.

Don't take this wrong, my rant isn't against President Trump. It just so sad that it has come to this. I hope that President Trump will no longer debate Pedo Joe. There is absolutely no need to. The world (and that is also a damn shame) already knows this man should not be and cannot be the POTUS, no matter what Jill wants!
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Yeah bringing up Golf, common with old dudes, lol But Trump answered the question quite well IMO. If I were almost 80 and asked if I am fit, I would mention all my activities too...like, I can still chop wood, mow my yard, cut down trees, work on cars, etc...well I am not their age yet, but hope I will still be able to do those things when I am... ;)
 
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"Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol." Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit.

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.​
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Here's her story in her own words: "While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water. It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.​
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"If I had not had my little Ruger 22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus!" ​
 
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