I'm looking forward to them showing up at my house. I'm putting my motion activated sprinkler to cover my door.... And all of it will be recorded on my surveillance cameras!
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Dr. Fauci Recommends All Kids Older Than 2 Wear Helmet And Bubble Wrap At All Times
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Dr. Fauci has recommended that all kids older than two continue to wear helmets and bubble wrap full time while outside the house.
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Texas Democrats In D.C. Shriek In Terror When Asked To Show IDs For Capitol Tour
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrat politicians from Texas are currently enjoying a relaxing paid vacation in America's capitol after bravely leaving their jobs to avoid voting for evil and racist voter suppression laws like requiring an ID to vote.
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