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Disney To Remove Problematic Kiss From Classic Movie, Snow White Will Now Remain Dead
BURBANK CA—After mounting criticism from an avalanche of 3 people online, Disney has decided to release a new cut of the classic film Snow White. In the new version, Prince Charming will refrain from a non-consensual kiss and leave her to die instead.
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Internet Inventor Al Gore Bans Trump From Internet
MONTECITO, CA—From his cool, air-conditioned mansion, famed genius and internet inventor Al Gore held a press conference today where he officially banned Donald Trump from the internet.
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Melinda Calls into Kevin Samuels' Show Asking how to Get a High-Value Man After Divorcing Bill Gates
Days after Microsoft billionaire, Bill Gates announced that he and Melinda have agreed to end their 27-year marriage, Melinda called into kevin Samuels' YouTube live stream asking how to get a high-value man. The stream was monitored by the Daily Guffaw team
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