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I take it you never saw the football game in the movie, "Mash" eh? If there is one thing that the Dems know how to do, it's cheat...
 

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One evening, after the honeymoon, Bob was working on his Harley motorcycle in the garage.
His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we’re married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage.
You probably should consider selling your Harley and all that welding equipment; they take up so much of your time.
And that gun collection and fishing gear, they just take up so much space.
And you know the boat is such an ongoing expense; and you hardly use it.
I also think you should lose all those stupid model airplanes and your home brewing equipment..."And what’s the use of that vintage hot rod sports car?
Bob got a horrified look on his face.
She noticed and said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "You were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!?" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
Bob replied, “I wasn't..."
 

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Consider this-Two presidents (one elected, the other installed) show up on the same day in the same city, but one is surrounded by a gang of corrupt globalist politicians, the other by the true heroes of NYC. There is no more of a stark contrast than that.
 
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