Funny / Satire


Nothing coming out of "higher education" surprises me anymore, much less offends me. What else would you expect from someone who has a title as a "professor"? Their whole life has been spent inside the walls of a classroom, collecting worthless pieces of paper that will eventually qualify them them to put some alpha characters at the end of their name. In return, they will have 100's of thousands of dollars of debt they will never pay off, will always be looking for the next government handout and they don't know when they wake up each morning if they are male, female or a combination of 72 other imaginary genders and what color their skin is that day. They also are 59 years old and their only friend is a confused 19 year old who sits in their class and drools on themselves.