Saw Dracula sleeping and decided that,
rather than kill him with a stake through his heart, I'd prank him.
So I drew the word, "Stupid", on his forehead.
He'll never know because he can't see his reflection!
RICHMOND, VA—In a blistering concession speech after losing the race for Virginia Governor, Terry McAuliffe vowed that he would return and that he would get everyone's children if it's the last thing he ever does.