Funny / Satire

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A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon when suddenly the wife realized that her husband had disappeared.

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where did you go???"

The husband calmly replied, "Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and I said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"
Wife, with a smile blushing, said, "Yes, I remember that, my love."

"Well, I'm at the golf shop next to that shop."
 
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