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Psaki Says Biden Is So Incredibly Fit He Has Achieved Resting Heart Rate Of Zero
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press conference yesterday, Press Secretary Jen Psaki revealed that President Biden is very fit and healthy-- so healthy, that he has achieved a resting heart rate of zero beats per minute.
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Local Parents Pay University $100,000 To Totally Destroy 18 Years Of Their Hard Work
BOSTON, MA—According to sources, local parents Dale and Cherie Woodall are shelling out over $100,000 to send their son Dillan to college and utterly destroy every good thing they have tried to teach him for the last 18 years.
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