Ya know, Covid has been really good for my home owners insurance prices.
Ever since we have gone into lock down, none of my friends have broken their hips
by getting off my toilet, when they were drunk......or sober.....
A new shirt design I came up with. I call it the JSMCFTTMAOMNWS model. Should make me a fortune.
(just spilled my coffee first thing this morning all over my new white shirt)
Buy two and I'll throw in the self-spilling, 2 gallon coffee mug pictured to the right....