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HAHA! All the "bad wife" jokes I've posted and I finally found one that I actually relate to... 
I read a new "Official Sign of TEXAS" at the Texas Mexico crossing! It read as follows...
Free direct rides in nice clean air conditioned buses, meals included to YOUR place of choice!
Also a $300 gift card plus 1 (1) Free unlimited 1 way connecting bus pass included.
Upon arrival, your travel agent, N. Pelosi at 202-225-4965 Washington D.C. will arrange
for all of your desires.
Greg Abbott
Governor Texas
Free direct rides in nice clean air conditioned buses, meals included to YOUR place of choice!
Also a $300 gift card plus 1 (1) Free unlimited 1 way connecting bus pass included.
Upon arrival, your travel agent, N. Pelosi at 202-225-4965 Washington D.C. will arrange
for all of your desires.
Greg Abbott
Governor Texas
sebastiantombs
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sebastiantombs
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And all the while they pay their workers sub-standard wages, screw with their work schedules leaving them "food insecure". Look it up, Disney just started paying ~$15/hour after cutting average pay from $15/hr back to ~$12/hr over the last five or ten years. Great company there.
Planters Announces Pea-ovaries to Celebrate Women in Sports
Inspired by the positive reception PepsiCo recently received when they announced their new product “Cracker Jills,” Planters Peanuts has revealed their own new snack food designed to celebrate women in sports.
www.eotbsports.com
Yep, the employees of the happiest place on earth are homeless and hungry.
Amid a huge lawsuit, concerns emerge about Disneyland’s employee pay
'Every time we get to the end of the month, I have to choose what bills to pay.'
Not that all of these jobs should be support a family type jobs, but when the company makes over $7billion in profit alone, they could share the wealth or cut the costs so that a family of 4 don't have to spend $800 for a day at Animal Kingdom!
I’m hoping that no one will attend Disney’s theme parks.
My wife, for one, was looking forward to taking the grandkids to Disney World. Not now. Instead it will be something else.
My wife, for one, was looking forward to taking the grandkids to Disney World. Not now. Instead it will be something else.
sebastiantombs
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We were at Disney-Orlando back in around 2005. Took the kids there many times in the 70's, 80's and 90's and enjoyed it a lot but I decided then it was the last time I'd go there. When we got FiOS it came with Disney Plus, which I had disconnected from our service. Free or not they can keep it. Now they've totally destroyed the "Star Wars" franchise and are working their way to total insanity. So much for Walt's original vision.
