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Pouting LeBron James Unplugs Sega Genesis While Losing Game Of NBA Jam
LOS ANGELES, CA—A pouting, teary-eyed LeBron James reportedly unplugged the team's Sega Genesis after falling behind in a game of NBA Jam last week.
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Harry And Meghan Announce Birth Of Beautiful 'Half-Oppressed, Half-Privileged Baby'
WORLD—Prince Harry and Meghan, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, have announced the arrival of a beautiful new baby. In the announcement, they described their new baby as "a beautiful, 7 pound, 11-ounce baby girl who is half-oppressed and half-privileged."
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Democrats Demand Republicans Pay Them Reparations For Freeing Their Slaves
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats in Washington are demanding reparations from the Republican Party for the massive financial losses of Democrats following the emancipation of the slaves.
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Disney Announces New Movie Giving Sympathetic Origin Story To Kamala Harris
BURBANK, CA—After the success of this year's Cruella movie, telling the sympathetic origin story of misunderstood puppy murderer Cruella de Vil, the Walt Disney Company announced today another movie helping us to feel sorry for another iconic villain: Kamala.
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More Democrat Governors Moving To Florida To Escape Their Own COVID Policies
U.S.—A shocking study has found an increasing number of Democratic state governors are fleeing to Florida, desperate to escape the ravages of their own COVID lockdown policies.
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