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I tried to start a slipping belt on a auger with a bump from my hand. The belt stopped slipping and took my glove and hand for a ride around the motor pully.

I’m one digit short now.

Getting it bit off by a lion would have been a cooler story.
Well, heck....we would never have known the difference if you had told us something like ".....lost that finger helping a beautiful, young girl that was stranded by the roadside one rainy night with car troubles."

Yeah, you're right...too many questions. When you start a lie it grows and never ends. I'd stick with the boring belt and auger scenario. :lmao:
 
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