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And on a more humorous note: Ambulance Chaser Lawyer gets sentenced to 4 years in the Penn for scamming a hooker......

'FOREVER DISGRACED': Michael Avenatti Gets 4 Years for Scamming Stormy Daniels

Disgraced fraudster Michael Avenatti was sentenced to 4 years in prison on Thursday for scamming his former client adult film star Stormy Daniels out of $300,000; he was convicted of aggravated identity fraud and wire fraud.

hannity.com

 

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Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

So, I went to a shrink and told him: "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.
"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"One hundred fifty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it," I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" He asked

"Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money
that I went and bought a new pickup truck."

"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now."

It's always better to get a second opinion

 

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Yeah, that probably hurt a bit........

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Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act (yahoo.com)

Wonder what cam was used for the footage?

Footage of the aftermath showed both SUV occupants being treated at the scene, pants around their ankles. Other reports indicate that the driver and his passenger were both injured in the collision, which happened while the deed was being done. Despite suffering perhaps the most predictable consequence in the world, the driver appears to have gotten lucky twice over, and the resulting injuries were not reported to be reproductively catastrophic.

 

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