Funny / Satire
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And sadly, those are roadkill patties.....
Oceanslider
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Oceanslider
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Gargoile
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The comment was funny but the photo was not. She was a mother at Sandy Hook Elementary....not funny.
HERE’S HOW BAD INFLATION IS:
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if gas tank was full or empty.
And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if gas tank was full or empty.
And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
Oceanslider
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I think you mean “paid off”. Exxon went from a historical low during Trump, $32, to $104 under current government. And may even nearly double again.
What amazes me even more is that the 1 or 2 onlookers are like casually watching, ho-hum....oh, well......I'd be paddlin' my kayak so hard in the other direction you'd think I had a hundred horsepower outboard at the rear!
Smilingreen
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The trailer park went to the beach........
Smilingreen
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Just substitute camera makes and models and you have a perfect representation of IPCAMTALK!!!
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sebastiantombs
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Smilingreen
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Best ad I have ever seen for those asswipes that park in handicapped parking that have absolutely no disability, much less a placard or handicapped license plate. 
View attachment Handi-capped.mp4
View attachment Handi-capped.mp4
Hey! I call dibs on any remote you find in the cushions!
