Funny / Satire

I coughed a fur-ball
I ordered one but my card got denied and my credit card’s anti fraud department called me
 
It stole a womans luggage full of dirty underwear......so......yeah......
This is real simple: He saw the woman checking her bag at checkin. He knew it was an expensive bag. He saw what she was wearing and thought to himself, I like her style, I bet there are some good, expensive cloths in that bag that would fit me just fine. I'll just lift it at baggage claim and if anyone says that is me on the video, I will just say 'no it is not' and since I am who I am, they will have to let me go.

He probably thought all the cams at the airport were Reolinks.