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Report: Biden Wasn’t Checking Watch, Just Making Sure There Was No Blood Left On His Hands
DOVER, DE—While speculation has circled about President Biden checking his watch during the dignified transfer of fallen soldiers, sources in the administration have confirmed that in fact, he was only looking to see if he still had blood on his hands.
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Costco Introduces New 5-Gallon Family Size Pfizer Vaccine
SEATTLE, WA—In a deal that probably has nothing to do with Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine showing disappointing long-term effectiveness, the pharmaceutical giant has announced an ambitious partnership with bulk wholesale giant Costco, and the unveiling of the new Pfizer-Kirkland Signature 5-Gallon...
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Within hours of a hurricane passing with everyone whining about how hot and humid New Orleans is without air conditioning!
