Funny weird cameras of AliExpress.

[wittaj]

How about a PTZ that you can screw into your light socket?

8.3US $ 26% OFF|New Smart 2mp 1080p E27 Bulb Wifi Camera Ptz Infrared Night Vision Two Way Talk Indoor Wireless Wifi Baby Monitor - Ip Camera - AliExpress

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Now that might be one to buy to play with LOL. Has to be the cheapest autotracking I have seen LOL.

 

[Mark_M]

and this that looks like a fog horn on the front.
Just need a few blinky lights and ReoCrap will be jealous.

 

[garycrist]

With all of those antennas and IR lights, can you imagine the moths ,
bats and spider webs that would drift by?

 

[Mark_M]

AliExpress isn't giving me as many suggestions now... maybe I need to buy another cheap IP cam for the algorithm to kick back in.


Today's special is a PTZ with 5 HD lenses! That's a whooping 50x digital zoom!
and a clown light.
There's a video on this one.

54.98US $ 40% OFF|Five Lens 2MP PTZ 50X Digital Zoom IP Camera Wifi Outdoor Auto Tracking Security Camera CCTV Surveillance Siren Alarm Camera| | - AliExpress

 

[Mike A.]

That could be the biggest ugly mess of a cam that I've seen,

 

[TonyR]

AliExpress isn't giving me as many suggestions now... maybe I need to buy another cheap IP cam for the algorithm to kick back in.


Today's special is a PTZ with 5 HD lenses! That's a whooping 50x digital zoom!
and a clown light.
There's a video on this one.
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54.98US $ 40% OFF|Five Lens 2MP PTZ 50X Digital Zoom IP Camera Wifi Outdoor Auto Tracking Security Camera CCTV Surveillance Siren Alarm Camera| | - AliExpress

Man, I'bet your house lights will dim for a time when that baby kicks in!

 

[OBXJeepGuy]

I like how this one "wocks" with all of your typical smart home platforms!

 

[Ssayer]

I like how this one "wocks" with all of your typical smart home platforms!

After reading that, I want some stir fry...

 

[SJGUSMC21]

After reading that, I want some stir fry...

Oh, you funny, funny man, Mr. Ssayer!

 

[Mark_M]

In today's line up...
48.46US $ 51% OFF|5MP PTZ 5Ghz WiFi IP Camera 5 Lens Waterproof AI Human Tracking Wireless WiFi Security CCTV Camera Night Vision Surveillance Cam| | - AliExpress


Images in feedback don't look the same!

and the gems in feedback.

 

[TonyR]

In today's line up...
48.46US $ 51% OFF|5MP PTZ 5Ghz WiFi IP Camera 5 Lens Waterproof AI Human Tracking Wireless WiFi Security CCTV Camera Night Vision Surveillance Cam| | - AliExpress
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Images in feedback don't look the same!

and the gems in feedback.
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What amazes me even more than the outlandish extremity of these cams is that the purchasers expect these devices to function perfectly as advertised...for $60 NZD which is only $45 USD !!!

 

[sebastiantombs]

Well it says it will do all that and it is on the interwebz so it has to do all that. Everything on the interwebz is true.

 

[Mark_M]

Spotted this one in a Discord group, Reolink are trying their hand at these fancy looking things!

 

[sebastiantombs]

Reolink does such fine job (NOT) with regular cameras this one is sure to be another wiener.

 

[Arjun]

Gaaaaaarbage

 

[Arjun]

Binocular Zoom Camera is a Wall-E Camera
The Dual Lens Dome Camera is a Boob Camera
The space age one in Post #20 is a Testicles Camera

I mean they studied Western Behavior accurately and marvelously downright to absolute precision, but they won't get an extra dollar from me because I'm not that everyday consumer that they want me to be

In this next episode it seems that 'TP-LINK' brand has many camera I've never seen on the shelves?
I did not know TP-Link did this many cameras.

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84.1US $ 10% OFF|Binocular Zoom System Outdoor PoE Camera Network MINI PTZ Dome Camera 3.0 megapixel Infrared H.265 Camera SD Slot Chin Firmware|Surveillance Cameras| - AliExpress

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116.2US $ 10% OFF|2 Eyes 3x Hybrid Zoom Full-color Outdoor Ip66 Ptz Camera Network Camera 6.0 Megapixel Infrared H.265/h.264 Sd Slot Chin-firmware - Panoramic Camera - AliExpress

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83.59US $ 5% OFF|4 MP Binocular hybrid 3×Zoom System IP66 Outdoor Network IP Camera Full Color HD Infrared H.265+ SD Slot PoE Chinese Firmware|Surveillance Cameras| - AliExpress

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109.0US $ 10% OFF|Binocular 3x hybrid Zoom IP66 Outdoor Camera Network PTZ Camera 6.0 megapixel Infrared H.265 full color Camera Chinese Firmware|Surveillance Cameras| - AliExpress

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Wall-eeeeeeee.
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85.0US $ 10% OFF|Binocular Zoom System Indoor Camera Network MINI PTZ Camera 4.0 Megapixel Bidirectional Voice H.265 Camera 5G WiFi Chin Firmware|Surveillance Cameras| - AliExpress

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3 cameras???

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262.1US $ 10% OFF|4G Wide angle 20x hybrid Trinocular Zoom Infrared Network Outdoor WiFi Camera PTZ 4.0 MP full color H.265+ SD Slot Chin Firmware|Surveillance Cameras| - AliExpress

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This one is competing with ReoCrap's one.
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106.19US $ 10% OFF|6 MP Binocular Ultra Wide Angle IP66 Outdoor Network IP Camera Full HD 6.0 megapixel Infrared H.265 SD Slot PoE Chinese Firmware|Surveillance Cameras| - AliExpress

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[Arjun]

Now this is a real camera which deserves the dollar These things are not researched and developed in one day
Always go with the proven track record.

Sure have
8x2MP + 1X37 Optical zoom

PSDW81642ML-A360-D237

PSDW81642ML-A360-D237

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[Mark_M]

On today's browsing of JD,
We have what looks like an Arlo mixed with a PT mount.


and this thing that looks like it could zoom to the moon.

 

[Mark_M]

Found it again (finally)!
We have the TP-link turret PTZ, as inspired by Portal 2.


It looks soo similar!
It might be full of bullets too.
"Oh, there you are!"

 

[Mark_M]

AliExpress finally gives something new!
That's one cheap 180 panoramic + PTZ.