Hammer won't smash a window - failed break in attempt
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Wow he looks big enough he should have been able to bust that window 
Wait till the gang bangers see how weak he is LOL
Wait till the gang bangers see how weak he is LOL
He should have at least used the claw of the hammer to get a bit more force on a single point
Still waiting for the police, should be an easy catch for them. I'm not holding my breath they so much as show up though
Still waiting for the police, should be an easy catch for them. I'm not holding my breath they so much as show up though
Yep, I don't know how you make it any easier for the police.
Maybe give them a Google Maps direction print out LOL.
Do you know who's car that was he tried to bust out the window? Was it a neighbor banging his girl LOL or just some randomly parked car.
Maybe give them a Google Maps direction print out LOL.
Do you know who's car that was he tried to bust out the window? Was it a neighbor banging his girl LOL or just some randomly parked car.
Nice rap sheet......it seems that Almanza's quite the model citizen, eh? 
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At least we have evidence now why he does not have breaking and entering on his rap sheet
Amazing that he did that in broad daylight, with the pickup truck pilling into their driveway less than a block away.
Some on should tell him that if he wants to break a car window with a hammer, he needs to do it from the INSIDE.
Some on should tell him that if he wants to break a car window with a hammer, he needs to do it from the INSIDE.
Boy he was busy in Sept 2021. My favorite is Felon in Possession of a Weapon out of Court 262. This is Judge Lori Chambers Gray's court. A Democrat that just loves to give felons PR bonds. She was elected in 2018 during the Democratic sweep of 19 court positions. This was due in part to the addition of 'vote for party' box on the ballots. The brainless just had to make one selection without thinking about which candidate they were voting for.
From June 2020 to June 2021 she held just one trial. She gave one felon (had three felony convictions) several bonds for injury to an elderly person. After the last bond in July 2021, he can no longer be located. He split.
But it gets better. She has at least eight murders on her hands. She has let eight guys out on felony bonds who went on to murder someone.
Breaking Bond: Judges who allowed defendants to remain free on bond that ended with deadly consequences (fox26houston.com)
From June 2020 to June 2021 she held just one trial. She gave one felon (had three felony convictions) several bonds for injury to an elderly person. After the last bond in July 2021, he can no longer be located. He split.
But it gets better. She has at least eight murders on her hands. She has let eight guys out on felony bonds who went on to murder someone.
Breaking Bond: Judges who allowed defendants to remain free on bond that ended with deadly consequences (fox26houston.com)
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Damn....amateurs. Do they have spring loaded center punches at the hardware stores in Texas? Makes a whole lot less noise and shatters them first punch, every time. (before ya'll go thinking I am a criminal, I was on the VFD for 28 years. Busted many a window, legally)
Ditto ..
I recall a demo going back almost 32 yrs now, where we had a fire chief demonstrate how to go old school on a car to gain access to patients. He walked up to the car, immediately snapped off a windshield wiper, and summarily smacked that into the driver window shattering it. Then he had a race against the jaws of life .. while he used a hacksaw to cut through pillars to get the roof off. I think he won that, if I recall. Cool cat. Learned a bunch that day.
Off work, I've always been met with success with a simple roundhouse kick. Never fails .. in a boot. Even a softer soled motorcycle boot has worked.
I recall a demo going back almost 32 yrs now, where we had a fire chief demonstrate how to go old school on a car to gain access to patients. He walked up to the car, immediately snapped off a windshield wiper, and summarily smacked that into the driver window shattering it. Then he had a race against the jaws of life .. while he used a hacksaw to cut through pillars to get the roof off. I think he won that, if I recall. Cool cat. Learned a bunch that day.
Off work, I've always been met with success with a simple roundhouse kick. Never fails .. in a boot. Even a softer soled motorcycle boot has worked.