My new go to 586B wiring reference!

I've made literally thousands of terminations but I STILL always have to double check before I start doing some. Don't know why the blue/green swap doesn't stick in my head. I know it but never feel sure without looking. Maybe I'll remember better this way.
 
When I saw the headline I was sure this was going to be a tattoo.

This is much better. I'm pretty sure none of those are "A," and some of those look better than "B" as well.

I should also note that I find this photo offensive. I am examining carefully to determine just exactly how offended I should be.