Oophh

But he kept that cigarette in his mouth the whole time. Way to go!!! Let's see, a cigarette, a cell phone, a bottle of water in his hands while riding a bike in a public street. What could possibly go wrong. He was actually very lucky he didn't become road pizza.
 
Ouch, he got an owee, riding his daughter's purple bike!
Going the wrong way, too!
Harbor Freight $3 magnetic light (I think) in hand as a headlight.