Rocks and Sticks

So maybe "Dale" (the name on the back of his hoodie) needed some rock ballast since he'd lost weight and was afraid the gravity from the next new moon would carry him away? :idk:

A picture of that car is what you'd see if you looked up "beater" in a car dictionary (if there was such a thing). :headbang:
 
was he trying to pull a turd down his pant leg?
 
What is it about this turnoff from the main road that makes it so appealing to weirdos? Seems like it's daily weirdness.
 
So Dale spies your cam and puts the hoodie over his head. He does not want bark on his sticks. He really does not like straight sticks, only ones that have bends in them. What's with shaking up soda and opening the bottle?

Maybe the rocks are for throwing off of interstate overpasses?
 
At least the first guy used his stick for walking and stick shuffling, the second guy just carried his for show.
Maybe just in case he runs into another stickman...one that is more weird than himself? :wtf::lmao:
 
Looks high as a kite - Theft though as clearly the rocks are a part of the highway base (would still be part of someone elses property if not unless in a wilderness zone where removal was permitted). As for the sticks, probably fly tipping or US equivalent.
 
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Just what is it with this area and folk's fascination with sticks? This guy looked like he had already knew they were there and which one he wanted.