Snowflakes

[ljw2k]

SNOW:

It snowed last night...

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from Ch4 showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

 

[sebastiantombs]

^^^ I laughed at that because it's so true which, in turn, makes it so sad.

 

[Arjun]

So this is what the human race has accomplished unfortunately. Society has become addicted to Objectifying every little thing.

OP sums up the progress humans have made at the 11th hour and finally, how come frosty the snowman wasn’t vaccinated, he needs the jab or else he will melt away

 

[TonyR]

It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

Too many people these days, especially younger ones and the newly "woke-e-fied", are so thin-skinned, feelings on their shirt sleeves, hackles already up, looking for reasons to complain and be offended. And it's "me, me, me".....I want to say "...you're giving yourself way too much credit, not everything is about YOU!"

I remember how we joked with each other when I was on active duty, '68 to '72 and how co-workers joked with each other from '73 to '04....no way could you get away with ANY of that these days...and I'm talking about the young men! Not all 'em but way too many! My Lord, what a bunch of lazy, whiny crybabies and momma's boys.

 

[Flintstone61]

Make a giant Hand with a big "fuck you" Bird Flipping middle finger.

 

[Zook]

At what point did their feelings and beliefs become more important than mine. I'm living life for me. THE BIRD!!!

And as I have learned from living in the midwest. A lot of snowflakes becomes a pain in the ass.

 

[wittaj]

There’s a group of people that seem to base their values on removing what they’re against.

This same group believes they are inclusive and welcoming and and blah blah blah, but in reality they are close-minded - if you do not believe what they do, you need to be canceled.

Whereas most of the people/groups they are trying to cancel do not try to cancel out others they don't agree with.

This cancel culture group is actually making the division in our country worse.

 

[Gargoile]

There’s a group of people that seem to base their values on removing what they’re against.

This same group believes they are inclusive and welcoming and and blah blah blah, but in reality they are close-minded - if you do not believe what they do, you need to be canceled.

Whereas most of the people/groups they are trying to cancel do not try to cancel out others they don't agree with.

This cancel culture group is actually making the division in our country worse.

That's the difference between a Liberal and a Conservative.

If a Conservative doesn't like something, they ignore it. If a Liberal doesn't like it, it must be eradicated.

Liberals' don't care about anyone's rights until "their" rights are impacted.

 

[garycrist]

And I thought this was going to be about all the Snow Birds in Arizona driving RVs.