Amazon guy turns ninja

Old Timer · Jul 11, 2021

This Amazon guy turned into a Ninja while delivering a package.
Too good to not post.
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He said a dog could chew on him or a cat scratch him, he could handle that, just not SPIDERS.

Almost dark, and the security light has not turned on, camera runs color day and night.

@EMPIRETECANDY

EMPIRETECANDY · Jul 11, 2021

wooo, i thought he found a snake under his foot.

Holbs · Jul 11, 2021

I remember being 10-12 years old at summer camp and freely running through 6' tall fields of grass, carefree. Always wondered later in life, how I did not die from 500 spider bites that summer.

TonyR · Jul 11, 2021

Holy crap....a grown a$$ man, too.

I grew up in the south, been here 42 of my 72 years, walked through literally hundreds of spider webs strung between trees, fences and posts right around dusk, right across the face and eyes......annoying? Very. Dangerous? Apparently not too much...I'm still alive and kickin', at this point in my life spiders are way down on my list of things to be worried about...I'm more likely to get hit head-on by ~~some kid~~ someone texting or looking at Tik Tok while driving. :facepalm:

EDIT: changed "some kid" on last line to pretty much anybody, both genders, all ages.

EMPIRETECANDY · Jul 11, 2021

Amazon server looks like crashed NOW.
Can't access to any linK know.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07S47VXGY/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=A329YQ83EBQGJF&psc=1

Holbs · Jul 11, 2021

TonyR said:
Holy crap....a grown a$$ man, too.

I grew up in the south, been here 42 of my 72 years, walked through literally hundreds of spider webs strung between trees, fences and posts right around dusk, right across the face and eyes......annoying? Very. Dangerous? Apparently not too much...I'm still alive and kickin', at this point in my life spiders are way down on my list of things to be worried about...I'm more likely to get hit head-on by some kid texting or looking at Tik Tok while driving.

I remember as a little boy...there was this movie (must of been '75 or '76 era) about a tarantula coming to USA via some oranges in a shipping crate. End of the movie.... entire city incased in webbing. People running around with creepy crawlies all over them. I do not fear spiders like I did as a kid, but everytime I see one I know they want to eat me with their babies!

Holbs · Jul 11, 2021

EMPIRETECANDY said:
Amazon server looks like crashed NOW.
Can't access to any linK know.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07S47VXGY/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=A329YQ83EBQGJF&psc=1

yea...so much for my 2" faux wood min-blind brackets! (didn't come with them at local auction). If hackers took down Amazon....that spells trouble for the world.

TonyR · Jul 11, 2021

EMPIRETECANDY said:
Amazon server looks like crashed NOW.
Can't access to any linK know.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07S47VXGY/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=A329YQ83EBQGJF&psc=1

Same here, AL in the US of A, 1037 PM CT

TonyR · Jul 11, 2021

Holbs said:
I remember as a little boy...there was this movie (must of been '75 or '76 era) about a tarantula coming to USA via some oranges in a shipping crate.

Worked in a co-op grocery warehouse loading trucks, part time while a junior in high school, circa 1965....bananas coming from Honduras had 'em hiding in those hanging bunches. When you opened the door to the storage and let the light in you could hear dozens of 'em scrambling to hide..now those are some BIG @#$% spiders if you can hear them moving! :headbang:

Holbs · Jul 11, 2021

TonyR said:
Worked in a co-op grocery warehouse loading trucks, part time while a junior in high school, circa 1965....bananas coming from Honduras had 'em hiding in those hanging bunches. When you opened the door to the storage and let the light in you could hear dozens of 'em scrambling to hide..now those are some BIG @#$% spiders if you can hear them moving!

so big spiders on oranges & bananas were a real thing?

TonyR · Jul 12, 2021

Holbs said:
so big spiders on oranges & bananas were a real thing?

Oh, yeah...I saw 'em on the bananas back then, didn't handle any oranges but no telling what likes to ride on them after being picked!

Arjun · Jul 12, 2021

I thought he got excited because he made his final delivery for the day well before the cut-off time. These guys work tirelessly

Old Timer · Jul 12, 2021

Arjun said:
I thought he got excited because he made his final delivery for the day well before the cut-off time. These guys work tirelessly

It was his last delivery for the day. You heard the dead come back to life at quitting time?

user8963 · Jul 12, 2021

Holbs said:
so big spiders on oranges & bananas were a real thing?

no they do not exists ... or maybe ...

Phoneutria nigriventer - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

"Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom, (Tx2-6), is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments."

These brazilian banana spiders are the most dangerous on planet

Holbs · Jul 12, 2021

user8963 said:
no they do not exists ... or maybe ...

Phoneutria nigriventer - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

"Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom, (Tx2-6), is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments."

These brazilian banana spiders are the most dangerous on planet

Where is my "save the nigriventer!" t-shirt?

Old Timer · Jul 14, 2021

Playing with Rumble, see if I can share the link on here. This way it's open to the public, no login.