It was one of those nights…
I simply couldn’t fall asleep until around 4:30 AM. Finally got my fat ass focused inside the Twilight Zone and then (at 5:04 AM) “BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! <---- Driveway motion alert. Loud as %$#@.
WTF !
I couldn’t open my eyes. The bags under them were to heavy. Within seconds my mobile device is screaming like a banshee in heat from a
Blue Iris alert.
So here I am…
I really don’t have words to describe the drama that unfolded, but I’ll try…
I felt as if I was a Vampire in deep sleep and then all of a sudden woke up paralyzed as if Buffy the Vampire Slayer nailed me with a wooden stake.
I threw my arms outwards in what seemed like a futile attempt at gaining some form of control. All I could think about was grabbing my iPad and checking Blue Iris video. Easier said than done.
It was dark as the abyss inside the room and in my efforts I ended up dropping the iPad on the floor while fumbling with it on the Nightstand. Thank God we invented carpet and I had some.
The above event made me recall the wisdom spoken by a fellow member…
Below is a quote from @
Q2U from another thread. Just imagine for a moment if my iPad would have been a weapon. Absorb his words of wisdom, they were wisely spoken.
Revolvers are the most dependable firearms, no doubt. H O W E V E R. There exists many a fantasy about how one believes one is going to perform roaming around a dark house filled with a bad guy or two. Hollywood has instilled a high noon drop 'em where they stand fiction in the average American male...when the reality it most men will end up will wetting their pants and shooting their dog. If confronted with this scenario, is much better I M O to rack the 12 gauge and blow a hole in the ceiling where you stand causing said bad guys to wet their pants and beat a hasty yet determined retreat out of the house into the night from whenst they came. And never to return. A 24 inch hole in the ceiling is a lot easier to deal with than shooting your dog or killing a BG (because unless your a heartless zombie bastid, killing even a BG is going to Karma you out tough guy)...bonus: you and the Mrs. won't have to scrub BG brains and blood off the ceiling, walls and buy new rugs. One is not half as tough nor is one as calm and cool as one thinks one will be until one has been confronted with being shot at...and shot in dozens different events. Think of this as CSI, but with bullets flying instead of "enhancement." Just make certain that when you blow that hole in your ceiling your kid isn't sleeping in the room above where you stand. Opps.
My recorded video “partially” explained the event. It was my next door neighbor. Seems his dog really needed to take a shit or something at 5:00 AM (that’s why I prefer cats). I never saw him this early on past video.
Stupid dog must have become hypnotized when he saw my trucks BIG and BEAUTIFULL steel belted rubber. You know how dogs are. They need to plant that nose into everything.
I just wish my camera would have triggered a bit sooner to capture it. All it captured was them walking away.
As noted before (in a prior post), my driveway motion alert is angled to avoid sidewalk activity. So I can only surmise a little tail wag, etc., on my driveway.
TiGeR