On my first enlistment in the Corps, I think I was 22 and spoke to two DC Cops, one white and one black. (was at OCS, Quantico). Both of them told me I was freak'n insane and to keep my 'white ass' in the Corps. Both of them told me straight up that I was an endangered species, because I was white. They also told me that if I made it past my first 4 years, I MIGHT after that see a Saturday OR Sunday off. I kind of took this advice as a grain of salt (young, dumb and full of c**) and signed up for the exam. I went to some HS auditorium to take their entrance test (I guess the equivalent to the ASVAB). OMG....talk about simple simon-sesame street bullshit! Holy shit was it easy! Seriously freak'n stupid easy. So I was the first one done.....I went out to my CJ-7 (OMG I miss that thing) and had a smoke....then another smoke....then another smoke. About 50 minutes later, the 2nd person left. Holy fuk. NOPE...there was NO WAY IN HELL I was going to trust these people with my back if they were struggling with this easy ass test!
Then I applied for Fairfax...way better environment, better pay. Was told it was a 6 month wait. F me. So I went ahead and raised my right hand and signed up for another 4 years in my beloved suck. 2 days later, they called me and told me because of my test scores...they moved me up and I could be in the next class at the police academy. Well, it was probably for the best anyways.
Funny, the donut thing. I found out about the Fairfax Police by talking to an Officer in front of a 7-11...and yes, he was MUNCHING on a donut!
I love donuts! Or as I call the, 'Brain Pills'
Sorry for the rambling.