Someone posted this to Nextdoor - this person is wanting to know if anyone can help them ID who stole his catalytic converter in the night...how many issues with this can we identify LOL...
Catalytic Converter Theft on Nextdoor
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Hey, I know that guy! Joking, I see those on Nextdoor too.
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Looks like it's time for some enhancement.
IAmATeaf
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tI'd be more concerned about the dead guy next to the car 
I wonder what goes through peoples minds when they post stuff like this, maybe to warn others about thefts in your local area but it's hard to even make out the car never mind the perp.
I had something similar, a neighbour a few doors away knocked on my door and asked if I had seen or noticed this guy, he showed me a still of him on his phone. The picture was as good as the one in the OP, I think I counted 2, maybe 3 pixels that made up the guys face, so basically a blob. Told him I had CCTV and I would check to see if he maybe also checked my cars, found him and gave him the clips which he then reported to the police. He came back later asking what cams I had as they were much better than his.
I wonder what goes through peoples minds when they post stuff like this, maybe to warn others about thefts in your local area but it's hard to even make out the car never mind the perp.
I had something similar, a neighbour a few doors away knocked on my door and asked if I had seen or noticed this guy, he showed me a still of him on his phone. The picture was as good as the one in the OP, I think I counted 2, maybe 3 pixels that made up the guys face, so basically a blob. Told him I had CCTV and I would check to see if he maybe also checked my cars, found him and gave him the clips which he then reported to the police. He came back later asking what cams I had as they were much better than his.
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I have used what I believe are some of the best image enhancement programs available commercially. They're in the Topaz AI line. And while they're amazing, what we always see in these shows where they "enhance" a crappy image is usually nothing short of miraculous to the point of being absurd, as I'm sure you're all well aware.
Good stuff, but can't do anything like what we see depicted in these shows and movies, of course! And, you'll have to work at it a bit.
Sorry for the delay...but the data took 6 months to crunch.
It's Keyser Soze.
It's Keyser Soze.
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Is he using one of the new satellite cameras? Maybe he's got one mounted on the enterprise mentioned above or a 5442 ZE with it's long zoom mounted on the moon....
It seems he's more concerned about the theft of a $100 camera than an $800 cat or $20,000 car. Priorities got screwed somewhere especially as footage isn't stored on the camera.
Thank god for the green of the chromatic aberrations on the driveway or all he'd have got was a black dressed person against a black background ie nothing, although with that much noise / aberration at night, I doubt he'd have anything usable even at driveway level.
It seems he's more concerned about the theft of a $100 camera than an $800 cat or $20,000 car. Priorities got screwed somewhere especially as footage isn't stored on the camera.
Thank god for the green of the chromatic aberrations on the driveway or all he'd have got was a black dressed person against a black background ie nothing, although with that much noise / aberration at night, I doubt he'd have anything usable even at driveway level.
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I was going off the 'enhanced image' .. haha
Don't even get me started on the tard's jeans slung below his ass all gansta. The world has gone to shit in a zombie apocalypse of low lifes preying on everyone around them. Cameras need to come with a laser beam option.
Zap! Zap!......ZAPZAPZAPZAP!!!
sebastiantombs
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Or some sonic weapon...
Cops ask questions, we could go all teenager-in-angst
"Whah? 'dunno ... m'eh"
As the perp lays on the ground bleeding from the ears..
Cops ask questions, we could go all teenager-in-angst
"Whah? 'dunno ... m'eh"
As the perp lays on the ground bleeding from the ears..