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Smilingreen

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Ditto. I am doing the same thing. Somehow today, my right eye broke out in Pinkeye.......so I can see absolutely nothing out of it. Don't have a clue where I could have picked that up from? I basically haven't been out of the house since before Christmas. Unless it came from one of my grandkids.
 

TonyR

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I'm with you there...
  • Sit when you want, where you want, stand if you like.
  • The climate is controlled and comfortable.
  • No lines to the bathroom and the toilet seat's clean, plenty of toilet paper.
  • The beer is cold, cheap and is in abundance.
  • No need for a designated driver.
and my personal favorite.....
  • No strange dude you've never seen in your life with really bad breath decides he wants to be your long, lost friend wanting to high five every minute or two and can't hold his booze worth a damn.
Happy 2024 back at ya! :headbang::winktongue:
 
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Smilingreen

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Have you been hanging around the Arjun, where are ya? thread lately?
No, not lately. Got up this morning and my left eye is getting it. Gunna see if I can find a walkin clinic open on new years day. Better yet, see if I can find a pharmacy open on new years day. Wife is gonna have to drive.
 
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