Funny / Satire

No, not lately. Got up this morning and my left eye is getting it. Gunna see if I can find a walkin clinic open on new years day. Better yet, see if I can find a pharmacy open on new years day. Wife is gonna have to drive.
Wow.
Never had pinkeye (yet), wife is retired RN and tells me it's highly contagious.
Good luck and get better soon, man. :headbang:
 
Wow.
Never had pinkeye (yet), wife is retired RN and tells me it's highly contagious.
Good luck and get better soon, man. :headbang:
Telehealth confirmed it is bacterial pinkeye. Not gonna do any good today. All of our pharmacies are closed until tomorrow. Maybe I will take a 24 hour nap.......:idk:
 
Telehealth confirmed it is bacterial pinkeye. Not gonna do any good today. All of our pharmacies are closed until tomorrow. Maybe I will take a 24 hour nap.......:idk:
Dr. TonyR prescribes 2 shots JD Black, nap 1 hour, 2 more shots, nap....repeat as necessary. :cool:
 
For the new years, I give the gift of a patented rodent deterrent. Guaranteed to drive out any rodent in your dwelling. Just print and hang in areas where rodent infestation is problematic. (may work well against porch thieves, also) :lol:

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Coulda used that a couple of months ago when the squirrels got into my attic! :lmao:
 
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