Funny / Satire
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Sent to me by my wife:
One of life’s most embarrassing moments!!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”
Never going back to that doctor again……….. never. 
^^^^ Could be a photo of the first cordless mouse!
I've known about those crooked Clintons since the Superconducting Super Collider and their greedy B.S.
I would call my Congressmen and Senators to express my displeasure but,
none will listen as they are not up for re-election.
none will listen as they are not up for re-election.
mat200
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I would call my Congressmen and Senators to express my displeasure but,
none will listen as they are not up for re-election.
Funny how that works out .. they ar3 gr3at at listen during election season ..
Ya think I could pay one of these morons to come mow 2 acres of pasture grass? It appears they have plenty of time on their hands......
mat200
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does X pay out like other platforms to content creators .. clearly they are Asians and probably can make a ton of Euros or US Dollars to make this sort of videos popular ..
perhaps I should start a website called PainHub ...
We have literally reached the "Ow!, My Balls!" part of Idiocracy...
