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Imagine being so stupid, you believed the Bilderberg group when they told you "When we going to steal 19,000,000,000 votes from the American Public. Don't worry, no one will notice"....

Who could be that stupid?

oh....

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To my darling husband:

Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Ford F-150 when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately, not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the Ford F-150 fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari. I missed our bikes.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife. XX























































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P.S: Your girlfriend phoned.
 
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