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sebastiantombs
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I might have to ditch my gas guzzler and acquire a Tesla 3 if gas prices go the way they're presently going 
mat200
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I might have to ditch my gas guzzler and acquire a Tesla 3 if gas prices go the way they're presently going
indeed .. Tesla solves the problem ...
btw - China is big on this, 60% of their electricity is produced by coal ...
sebastiantombs
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Oh boy---- Somebody is having some serious redirect fun....
^^^ The govt cyber team is really on it!
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Americans Still Trapped In Afghanistan Told By Washington Post To Lower Expectations
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Americans Still Trapped In Afghanistan Told By Washington Post To Lower Expectations
KABUL—With an unknown score of American citizens still trapped by the Taliban, and being kind of whiny about it, the Washington Post today called on those Americans to stop being so needy.
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Biden is going to incentivize the trapped men and women to marry each other and start new families, probably expand and start new American-Afghani families for survivalAmericans Still Trapped In Afghanistan Told By Washington Post To Lower Expectations
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Americans Still Trapped In Afghanistan Told By Washington Post To Lower Expectations
KABUL—With an unknown score of American citizens still trapped by the Taliban, and being kind of whiny about it, the Washington Post today called on those Americans to stop being so needy.
Liberal Parent Trying To Figure Out How To Cheer For His Son Brandon
ST. LOUIS, MO—Local liberal Joe Bailey has for years enjoyed cheering on his son Brandon at his Little League soccer games, but lately that has proven difficult, since his cheering typically involves shouting the insurrectionist chant "Let's Go Brandon" from the stands."I try to be so careful...
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Experts Warn That If Children Between The Ages Of 5-11 Aren’t Vaccinated Then Pfizer Executives Won’t Get Their Sales Bonuses
NEW YORK, NY—Experts are encouraging everyone to get their kids vaccinated, and are predicting dire consequences if this is not done. According to several top scientists, Pfizer executives won't meet their sales goals if you don't vaccinate your 5 to 11-year-old.
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I used to fantasize about red heads until Jen Psaki showed up.
I turned off the color on my tv. Now that it's B/W, my fantasy has come flooding back. Where is Ginger?
I turned off the color on my tv. Now that it's B/W, my fantasy has come flooding back. Where is Ginger?
