Funny / Satire
- Thread starter Ssayer
- Start date
White House Reminds Nation That Permission Slips To Eat A Hot Dog On The 4th Of July Are Due By Friday
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press conference today, Press Secretary Jen Psaki reminded Americans that they must turn in their permission slips for eating a delicious grilled July 4th hot dog by this Friday.
babylonbee.com
Shame: This Woman Gave Life To A Beautiful Child, Completely Missing Out On Soul-Crushing Corporate Career
DETROIT, MI—According to a tragic report, local mother Lyn Smith has given birth to a precious brand-new human life, completely missing out on having her soul crushed every day in her corporate career. Mr. Smith has picked up extra hours at his job so she can stay home with her baby.
babylonbee.com
With Birthing Person's Day Over, Families Prepare For Lawnmowing Person's Day
U.S.—Now that the country has celebrated bleeding birthing people of all genders on Birthing Person's Day, families are gearing up for Lawnmowing Person's Day.
babylonbee.com
