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Kamala Harris Starting To Worry Biden Will Fully Destroy America Before She Even Gets A Chance
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Vice President Kamala Harris has expressed her concern that she will never get a chance to destroy America, as Biden has lived much longer than expected and will ruin the entire country before she gets a crack at it.
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And the final, coherent, sentence is just dead wrong on top of it all.
She's Blonde, she dyed her her
I want to know who Liked her, she must of hit the Like button Good luck with your Insurance company after posting this LOL
AOC, on vacation in Florida, really wanted a pair of alligator shoes but was reluctant to pay high retail prices. She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp. Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the AOC standing waist-deep in a swamp, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in. She took aim and shot the alligator between the eyes. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the gator onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up. “Oh, no!” AOC shouted in dismay. “This one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”