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Clever: This Remodeling Contractor Is Also A Divorce Lawyer
CHALFONT, PA—Ben Culver is a handyman with a unique business model: in addition to being a home remodeling contractor, Culver is also a divorce lawyer. And with an estimated 84% of divorces being caused by home remodeling projects, business is booming. The idea for the unusual double-business...
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Biden To Nominate Progressive Woman Of Color Elizabeth Warren To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON, D.C.—As progressive Justice Stephen Breyer announced his retirement this week, President Biden wasted no time in nominating a progressive woman of color to the Supreme Court: Elizabeth Warren.
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And he still spends 30 seconds quoting: Righty-tighty, lefty loosey before he ever tries to turn a wrench and consistently gets it wrong every time. But he's got a $250,000.00 tool box he can lean on. Chicks dig that......
After watching the current mess the world is in, my head is about to explode!
My wife told me to calm down as your duct tape is still stuck off shore in Long Beach.
My wife told me to calm down as your duct tape is still stuck off shore in Long Beach.
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I zoomed in with my TV super secret image enhancer and there it is!
Those bastards lied to me and said it was in transit!
Those bastards lied to me and said it was in transit!
I went to Sunset Beach in Huntington Beach at the end of a business trip in October and it was crazy how many ships were just waiting there. I could see them waiting from the port just north of me and south along the coastline.
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